*To search for your name, just press Control-F in most browsers and type it in.* -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- "I can't see my peanuts!" -Franklin Geiser "I was in the special class in 6th grade." -Jenna Miller "Ewwww, fix your face!" -Alisa Murray to Clinton Weaver "So I was curling my hair and I thought, what if I didn't have ears?" -Alisa Murray "I used to like making her say kitty when we were younger...because her 'k's sounded like t's." -Anonymous (older brother about younger sister) "Yeah, every 2 year old knows what a sitar is." -Tim Shue "...well it wasn't really a beach...sand with ducks." "I went baby shopping yesterday" -Matt Rabatin aka "Rabbit" (While tuning his mandolin) "Well that's good enough for me...it's a mandolin, it's supposed to sound out of tune right?" -Matt Rabatin aka "Rabbit" "Scott, why are you wearing a helmet for no reason?" "I'm about to eat ice cream. I love ice cream. It gets pretty intense!" -Scott "Why are you taking a picture of the cemetery?" -Jenna "Because it's my house!" -Steph "You can rub my letters if you want." -Chris "I am the exception because I'm not a guy..." -Chris "You said I have eyebrows on my boogers!" -Annie "That would be a hairy booger!" -Emma "You have boogers coming out of your nose and they're landing on your eyebrows." -Annie "I didn't hear him." -Jack "Maybe its because you don't have ears to speak." -Stacey "Look, a random green spot." -Jenna M. "Facial gestures or expressions?" -Emma "My drife is llama free." -Steph (meaning to say my life is drama free) "Ohio is made out of guilty people." -Mina "What were you looking at?" -Jenna "The man in my locker." -Emma "What are bunions, are they like rolls?" -Emma "There's something in my shoe!" -Steph "Your foot." -Jenna "Jay walking is a winter sport." -Dave Y. "We're having a hand sanitizer party." -Jenna B. "What do you want on your half?" -waitress "Pizza." -Justen "Oh, it's fire. I thought it was a fruit cake." -Chris "I'm trying to resist licking the air." -Nathan "Feel the sensation of skin on skin!" -Henry Beun "Can you feel your bottom?" -Henry Beun (in a picture) "That's me in the blue!" -Ben "Umm, I'm pretty sure that's a girl." -Seth "Oh...I mean, it's my sister." -Ben "Dave is a smart board ninja!" -Ben T. "Tim, I'm so humped...I mean pumped about this." -Jon Davis "Your apple farted!" -Annie "That truck is one big hunk of ugly!" -Emma "We were talking about hello kitty which made me think of cats which made me think of little puppies." -Emma "Your lips smell good." -Jenna "It's no fun molesting people if they find it enjoyable." -Raina W. "We're going to have my cousin for thanksgiving." -Nevin "Your're eating him?" -Kara "His dad, who's a sketh ball..." -Nate Gundy "I'm gonna be the best prostitute ever! Bring it on!" -Henry Beun "I put pizza and Lebron James in the same category. They are both delicious but entirely unnessecary and brainless." -Annie D. "I'm protective of my girlfriends." -Chris "Are you a ppolygamist?" -Raina "Once I thought I was pregnant and I felt a kick, but then I realized it was just gas." -Evan W. "She hit mickey mouse!" -Emma "Why'd you hit mickey!?" -Kinnis "Because he was there!" -Jenna "Cows can party!" -Alex B. "I don't wear pants." -Danny "What time is it?" -Jared "No I'm fine thanks." -Jeptha "Why is my window not rolling down?" -Sarah "Because you're pushing the up button." -Nathan "His gas was heavenly." -Jenna M. "Random spring!" -Jenna M. "Pretend tonight that you're just going to have a conversation with my head." -Aaron V. "I don't like green peppers, they taste like grass...with a tang." -Emma "Governor dude answers to king dude." -Jim E. "You wouldn't hear dumbo because he's flying. -Jim E. "I like the way your cars smells...it's smelly." -Jenna M. "Speaking about not being able to breathe, did you guys hear about Michael Jackson?" -David H. "I'm afraid of becoming fat." -Kyle "That's like my goal." -Clinton "A piece of corn went down my shirt." -Jordan "I smacked her on the pillow with a butt." -Jacob M. "I bet heaven will smell good." -Emma "We always go back and sit in the same place like little hamsters." -Don "You can't undo circumcision." -Raina "Well you could..." -Seth "I'm gonna squeeze your bladder!" -Seth P. "When you're senile everything is new." -Paul G. "I have to change genders." -Annie "My taste buds are having a bath." -Annie "My neck is hot like thunder." -Emma "My present to you is years of useless wisdom and sarcasm." -Jacob McBee "Donkey Stomp!" -Jared Zook "...well, dramatic for Raina." -AJ "Germanic?" -Raina "I don't know him either...he looks like Abraham Lincoln." -Unknown "This book smells bad." -Steph "I wouldn't pay that much for a purse but I'm not a guy...I mean girl!" -Jacob McBee "Raina, you are like litter on a highway." -Paul G. "It's good except for...except for...nothin." -AJ "I have circumsitis." -Seth P. "I must be a woman, I can do like 4 things at once!" -Seth P. "Projectile nose applesauce." -Annie "My butt is clicking." -Steph "Don't kill mem with a pretzel!" -Emma "Someone just meowed!" -Ben T. "Shut your mouths and put up your rabbit ears!" -Lisa O. "June and July aren't winter time are they?" -Emma "Your personality is not a 50s diner." -Steph "Grow your own boyfriend!" -Gianna "Your hands taste weird!" -Kait "I'm going to pretend I don't have a brain." -Steph "He's so nice, he carjacked us." -Lisa B. "I wish I had those elf ears." -Lisa B. "Do you sometimes wish you were an evil scientist?" -Seth to Von Schrock "I hate being a guy." -Seth P. "I can't be subject for what happens in the dark corners of your bedroom." -TK "My hand isnn't writing what I'm thinking." -Jared Z. "I blow dry my brain." -Annie D. "Lets go emo with him." -Annie "But I don't have a hood...oh, I'll pop my collar!" -Emma "The earth is having spasms!" -Ben T. "I'm not a french frie!" -Jon Davis "Give that man a klondike bar!" -Kyle M. "I have cat hair in my nose." -Annie D. "I have taught you the truth!" -Von Schrock "Amen!" -Alex "Play the tinkerbell." -Lisa B. "What did that Mexican look over here for...I'm not a taco." -Anonymous "I'm gonna go get some cinnamon rolls...I mean clothes." -Jacob McBee "Look at all that sunness." -Jenna M. "He has a tail coming out of his head." -Jenna M. "I want to tape one of my cats to my face!" -Aaron Wehr "My butt hurts and its really starting to worry me!" -Carolyn Yoder ..."(and i'm lacking sleep, so anything i may or have already said you CANNOT quote, or i'll sue you!)" -Rachel Nussbaum "Well as you know, that right there could be quoted." -Fritz "But i'll sue you! hehehe" -Rachel "Have you ever had one of those days, where you dont remember if you have homework, and your to lazy to stop eating your tater tots to check?" -Rachel "I've been very ADD today!" -Rachel "I will watch my dead body and make sure that my will is carried out!" -Chris Ryan "My enthusiasm hurts me." -Raina Workman "You're a horseshoe!" -Nate Gundy to Tim Shue "Both internets suck. This one is just less sucky." -Raina Workman "Oh how I love fluorescent baby Jesus!" -Raina Workman "Holy buckets! That's amazing!" -Tim Shue "I'm gonna put peanut butter on your face." -Michaela Mullet "Davis, if your rapping gig goes south, you have a future in voice-overing or as a cross dresser." -Paul G. "Tying is like kissing a really hot step-sister." -Danny K. "I'm lord of the flies!" -Von S. "Are we all turning into Francis of Assisi?" -Don Nussbaum "...so Kaitlyn is going 85 in a school zone and..." -Dave Risser "I'm down when I'm up." -Paul McAtee "You have a cute butt Chase." -Paul McAtee "She punches like a man." -Dustin Yoder to Erin, talking about Chloe "Stop wasting water!" -Erin Steiner "It all gets recycled anyhow." -Chloe "In your dreams!" -Erin Steiner (after Katrina gets off spinning stool for physics demonstration) "Are you dizzy?" -Dave Risser "A little, but it's ok. I have a hill in my back yard and I practiced as a child." -Katrina Schmid "I ran into the oven." -Ali Rohr "So what is a composite and how do you figure them out?" -Chris Ryan "Life is too short to worry about composites. Let's go blow something up!" -Fritz Lehman "You shoulda been in Gehman's car last night!" -Han Erb (during physics class) "So if you are floating through space, you won't keep going forever because...?" -Dave Risser "...You'll starve!" -Jack Lyons "Kara, you must increase your culinary pallet." -Dave Risser "Look Jo! An assortment of poultry!" -Raina Workman "My books have big swords and people getting their heads chopped off." -Raina Workman "Well my books have gigantic spaceships blasting planets to oblivion from orbit!" -Chris Ryan "I hit like a girl!" -Raina Workman "Fancy that! I wonder why!?" -Chris Ryan "I need more freakin' information!" -Han Erb "You need to just make stuff up." -Christopher Ryan "I know how to! I just can't!" -Han Erb "I need a Crack pipe, Rachel? Can I borrow yours?" -Christopher Ryan "God is not an afterthought." -Tim Shue "Emily I like your yam aka." -Paul McAtee "Hey, what's going on?" -Don Nussbaum "He's (Jordan) molesting me!" -Josh Pember "Well did you take his pencil?" -Don "Well it's a pen..." -Josh (hands back pen) "Why did you take it? You LIKE it don't you?" -Don "Yes, let's have black coffee and watermelon." -Katrina Schmid "Hey Josh, do you remember that one time when you came over and it was really hot in my room? I mean my house..." -Chase Monroe "Paul's got a crush on Don!" -Josh Pember "Air resistance slows rain down and protects you from getting killed." -Dave Risser (After whining about a test question she didn't know for 15 minutes) "Don I'm pissed off!" -Emily Miller "Jordan wants to wash your feet." -Paul McAtee to Latonya Coblentz "I'm only a casual muffin eater." -Zach Steffen "Dang, you would think this would be easy." -Han Erb "Hey Han, what color is a purple grape?" -Fritz Lehman (after long pause and staring at me to see if I'm serious...) "Whooooosh!" -Han Erb "Grrrrrrr!" -Han Erb "Grrrrrrr! I'm a bear!" -Ben Lehman (after quoting Han) "Everything you say can and will be used against you." (meaning you can be quoted) -Chris Ryan "Am I being arrested?" -Han "I don't like salads. Sue me!" -Han Erb "I always forget you can quote things!" -Rachel Nussbaum (she's not the only one! haha) "It's hard to sing with pretzels in your mouth." -Rachel Nussbaum (While chatting on IM) Rachel:"thats the only bad thing about IMing... is that you can't forget anything stupid i say wow... i just realized you could quote that" Fritz:"and yes, now that u mention it i will!" "My Mom just spelled gatorade as 'gator aid'" -Rachel Nussbaum "I just stabbed myself with my pencil!" -Rachel Nussbaum "Have you ever wanted to marry a book?" -Raina "I would not mind binding myself with this book for all eternity." -Raina "I should stop reading the news. I start reading and get really upset!" -Anonymous "You can't get addicted to Marijuana!? I'm SOOOO doing it!" -Emily Miller "Melissa, you made me sit in between Fritz and Chris! How mean! They're evil!" -Raina W. "You just now figured that out?" -Melissa "Tim, since it's the first day of school, can we all have candy?" -Thomas (Peers into candy bag) "There's not enough." -Tim "There's enough for me!" -Thomas "Choir doesn't start with a Q" -Tim Shue "Are we so cheap that we have to be bought with candy!?!.....Heck Yeah!" -Tim Shue "Hey, that's not fair! You can't quote that!" -Jon Hofstetter (Right after opening up a board game gotten for free at a garage sale) "Hey, this is supposed to have a video with it." -Jon Hofstetter "What part of FREE don't you understand!?" -Brian Nussbaum "Jon, your underwear is showing!" -Rachel Nussbaum "Jon, would you QUIT playing with that Pocahontas doll!?" -Cindy Nussbaum (Throws pants out of swimming pool) "Don't take this the wrong way..." -Grace (While playing Call of Duty 4) "Hey, what did this button do? What's that thing?" -Player 1 "It's a grenade" -Player 2 "Oh. What's it..." [BOOOOM] "Last night I dreamed about Linux. I was trying to help somebody with their computer but couldn't figure it out because they weren't running windows xp!" -Rochelle Yoder "HOW IN THE HECK DO YOU DO THIS!? AAARRGGHH! (other strange noises and mumble-jumble follows)" -Jon Ansel "Hell's pizza. The only pizza I like better cold." -Christopher Ryan "Wait, what pizza?" -Justen Woodrich "H.E.L.L.'s pizza. Yeah." -Chris "Wow." -Justen "You took my advice for once. That's impressive." -Kathryn "You just got quotified." -Christopher Ryan "What? Oh no." -Kathryn "Twice." -Chris "Noooooooo!" -Kathryn (On Friday) "You don't have to go to school tomorrow!? Really? Why!?" -Carolyn Yoder "Tomorrow is SATURDAY" -Fritz "What the heck. How do you lose a tree!?" -Marissa Dalton? "Oh man. 44kb. That might max out my bandwidth for the month." -Chris Ryan "I just realized your birthday is coming up! I'll have to get you something." -Carolyn "Not necessary." -Fritz "Well I will have to get you something." -Carolyn "Well if you do, don't go to too much trouble." -Fritz "Oh. Well I guess that rules out the flat screen TV." -Carolyn "Speaking of sap, I was driving by a forest and saw a bunch of buckets." -Jordan "I am using my third eye to cast evil things on you!" -Devon "Fight...like a monkey." -Seth "I'm not immature, I'm just arguing everything." -Braden "You wanna hear my mating call?" -Cody Troyer "I play a mean harp!" -Cody Troyer "I like authors with unorthodox haircuts." -Henry "I was decapitated yesterday." -Chloe Schrock "You're going to become a blob of something in the future." -Henry Beun "Grow a pair...of eyes!" -Ben Lehman "When I'm hungry, I tend to eat things." -Chris Ryan "Nooooo! My algebraic equation solver died!!!" -Chris Ryan "Gundy is an idiot, he doesn't know anything." -Tyler Keener "If I win I'm gonna kiss myself!" -Paul M. "If LaBron and Jesus played basketball, Jesus would totally rape LaBron!....maybe destroy is a better word." -Paul M. "Yes, that's a little bit better images." -Nate G. "Ben, your pants almost fell off your rear." -Paul M. "When you guys start acting like adults, I'll start acting like a student." -Nate Gundy "That's right, I intimidate everybody." -Han Erb "WHAT!?!?!? Where's my desktop!?" -Chris Ryan "I've decided I like using large words..." "...large, big, huge, monstrous..." -Chris Ryan "My website bandwidth usage is very low. Let's both simultaneously download large files from my site!" -Fritz "Ow my eye still hurts." -Chris Ryan (right after looking at the sun) "I want something and I don't know what it is!" -Chris Ryan "I wish I had a pet...like a hedgehog!" -Monica "My head hurts!" -Kate's little sister "Well, you shouldn't have fallen off the bed." -Kate "How many karabites are in a terabyte?" -Han Erb "Dang you and your...darn...ness!" -Seth Westfall "Why don't you throw a grenade at the bomb exploded in the air?" -Paul "Then you'd have a bomb and a grenade." -Michel Hershberger "I can blow stuff up with my mind." -Cody "I'd make a good caveman." -Sandy "Why wouldn't you throw the bomb off a bridge?" -Mitch Weeman "Because you're still on it!" -Paul "Is it possible to see a meteor hit Texas from here?" -Jordan Nussbaum "This tastes ugly." -Sandy M. "We're having some real troubles with ninjas here at the school." -Brennan Ujcich "You reboot, I'll reboot, we'll all reboot!" -Fritz "He's going with the tortoise and the hare approach. Slow and steady will win him the pharaoh." -sub. teacher "Hitler stopped killing Jews because he couldn't afford the gas bill." -Chase Monroe "Your stomach is protruding out of your stomach." -Paul M. "You finally remembered, you ding-dong!" -Katrina Schmid "That bird has tampons." -Jordan Nussbaum "You mean TALONS OMG!" -Paul M. "I made him yellow because he could be any color." -Jordan Nussbaum "It's a hollister chicken." -Chase Monroe "We just have one brain in there?" -Tyler Keener "Little kids are over-rated." -Jon Davis "YOU're over-rated!" -Abby "I'm not even rated!" -Jon "That was some serious boomage." -Fritz "I'm eating some frickin' delicious brownies!" -Kate Elder "I was down the hall giving CPR to a dieing student." -Don Nussbaum "ARE YOU SERIOUS!?" -Paul M. "No." -Don "Do you have grass Gundy?" -Mitch Weeman "Yes, yes I do." -Nate Gundy "Would you have a coffin in your bathroom?" -Mitch Weeman "So she's laying in a coffin in her basement!?" -Mitch Weeman "Don't go throwing my books in the toilet." -Nate Gundy "You're a beast Gundy." -Paul M. "Thank you." -Nate Gundy "He'd be like a retarded beast." -Paul M. "It makes it sound like you're a living vegetable." -Chase Montoe "I just kept simulating and simulating..." -Katrina Schmid "Hint! Steering wheels are for HANDS!!" -Nate Gundy "It's awkward, like a turtle." -Nate Gundy "I need some bean-o." -Jack Lyons "It smells like artificial blueberries in here." -Kara Marang "Jordan wants to know how far he would have to jump to reach the top of the empire state building." -Dave R. "Can I steal your clock?" -Liz Dutcher "Oops I dropped my atom." -Von "I need to go home and check my mom's care tire pressure." -Brennan "Boy, I feel like I'M giving birth!" -Paul G. "Wow! I got the same answer as Brennan! How exciting!" -Kara Marang "Can I go get my brain?" -Katrina Schmid (to Chase and Paul) "Are you two dating or something? You're making a lot of eye contact." -Don Nussbaum "No, we're domestic partners." -Paul M. "She is a...Beast at drawing." -Nate Gundy "People are dumb." -Paul M. "Can I go get my FST book? I got the wrong book." -Emily Miller "That doesn't matter." -Tom Battles (one of the funniest substitute teachers alive!) "I need the light switch for my forehead." -Titus Keyes "I don't know what you just said, but that's awesome." -Nate Gundy "Sorry...I had my microphone on top of my head." -Christopher Ryan "Did you get rid of your virus?" -Christopher Ryan "Yeah. I had to reformat AGAIN!" -Fritz Lehman "Good. Now install a lot of virus software." -Chris "You mean a lot of ANTI-virus software?" -Fritz "Yeah, that!" -Chris "What do you think about the word awesome? I've been using it a lot lately." -Eric "Nuke" "Awesome." -Fritz "Awesome. Just what I wanted to hear." -Eric "Holy fudgecycles! I'm screwed!" -Jon Ansel (whispering) "I've got the biscuits!" -Christopher Ryan "I wonder if I am susceptible to .bat files." -Fritz Lehman "I'm in my room. It is my special domain!" -Christopher Ryan "It takes two Hans to make a Hannah." -Tim Shue (relating to singing in choir, I think) "You have now delved into the deep dark secrets of lightboarding." -Brennan Ujcich "WHERE is your ear!?" -Seth Westfall "I pulled a Braden." -Seth Westfall "Are you BREEAAATTHING at the moment???" -Han Erb "Gigabyte is not a normal unit of measurement." -Christopher Ryan "Gundy I'm parched!" -Marissa Dalton "Is frosting flammable?" -Emily Miller "My Dad almost killed us driving in the car the other day. It was awesome!" -Tom Elder "Whoa, earth is having a seizure!" -Ben Troyer "You OWNED that sneeze!" -Jared "Let's just do CLEAN sin!" -Kelly "Isn't the earth round?" -Meredith "It's like what they did in the 80's!" -Emily "We did that 2 years ago." -Donna "Lindsay can hear out of both ears!" -Micheala "Braden, NOBODY wants to see your muscular butt in a speedo!" -Anonymous "Gollyyyyyy! whatcha goin!?" -Emily Miller "Everything I say cannot be used as an overheard!" -Marissa Dalton (oh, but it CAN!) "You're going to blow my ears out of the water!" -Marissa Dalton "Gundy, I think I just opened windows media player!" -Emily Miller "Congratulations!" -Nate Gundy "But where are the lyrics!? I don't think this is what I need...what's this do!?" -Emily "Where in the world are the freaking lyrics!?" -Emily Miller "I'm sorry, I couldn't hear your lude comment." -Seth Westfall "You're acting like Hamlet." -Marissa Dalton to Nate Gundy "You look clerkish to me today." -Paul G. "Cody you terd you bit my binder!" -Marissa Dalton "Can't we use a distorted version of the pythagorian theorem?" -Emily Miller "Ooooh. I like your thinking!" -Dave Risser "Hey Gundy, why are my legs so freezing cold!?" -Emily Miller "Bite your binder it's fun." -Cody T. "I'm a vista friend." -Brennan U. "That is a silly way to label your stupid triangle!" -Kara Marang "Yours is more smelly." -Paul M. "Have any of you ever read a graphic novel?" -Nate G. "OH! You mean like one of those popout books!?" -Mitch Weeman "Paul, you should be able to find what you're looking for on the computer in five minutes." -Nate Gundy "Oh, I've been on here a lot longer than that!" -Paul M. "Wrong answer Paul!" -Whole class and Nate "That movie is tilarious!" -Chris Ryan "Hey it's snowing! Oh no. It's only the wind blowing." -Cody Troyer "This friendship we had is DONE! Ok?" -Marissa Dalton "Oh ok. I didn't know we had one." -Devon Spitler "Do you like to raise chickens Devon?" -Seth Westfall "Gundy you have such a cute sneeze!" -Devon Spitler "Wait Canada is a country!? I thought it was just a colony." -Emily Miller "I disgust myself." -Seth Westfall "I think I will run for the mayor of Kidron, that way I will be eligible for nomination of vice president the next election." -Anonymous/Unknown "I am the master race!" -Nate Gundy "Carrie Underwood is pretty...when you close your eyes." -Josh Pember "Carrie Underwood is as ugly as a dieing cow." -Josh Pember "I trick myself" -Brennan Ujcich "Safety." -Alyssa Steiner "Girls aren't allowed to do that." -Nigel Wright "I hope I'm not on your quotes page. You better not put me on there." -Han "Magical" Erb "I'm gonna start a shirt group! Let's make shirts!" -Marissa Dalton "She. Deserves. A Pez." -Dave Risser "I should put my wabbit up there but I won't." -Dave Risser "But seriously, where is the south pole!?" -Jack Lyons "My Dad wants to know if this was printed on a dot matrix printer and was it an Epson MX8?" -Kara Marang "Will you two be quiet!?" -Von Schrock "He just told me I'm going to die!" -Chloe "Quantitative determination of an empirical formula. Now if that doesn't sound complicated I don't know what does!" -Brennan "Paul, sit down and be normal." -Nate Gundy "Lola, SHUT UP!" -Paul G. "My demon-possessed cat could do it. It's 35 pounds." -Paul M. "35 pounds!? Must have a couple demons!" -Nate Gundy "So let's say there's a holocaust, and you go and steal some jews..." -Jourdan Nussbaum "Someone stole my Bible!!??" -Nate Gundy "If they were dying of death I would. Wait...I mean from starvation." -Paul M. "I gotta get over to the lab and make sure they're not blowing each other up over there." -Von Schrock "What is bigger than an elephant?" -Paul G. "Your Mom." -Dustin Yoder "No, YOUR Mom is bigger than an elephant!" "Be careful what you say, it may come back to get you." -Paul G. (little did he know!) "Your Mom is uglier than a cockroach." -Paul G. "Oh you're still scratching yourself." -Paul G. "The green dress is more beastly." -Paul G. "Paul you just dropped a huge wad of something on the floor." -Nate Gundy "C'mon, we're going slower than snails in the bottom of a barrel!" -Paul G. "We were what-cha-ma-call-it-ing." -Brennan Ujcich "Shut up. Stop making fun of me and help me!" -Paul Mcatee "Ah ha ha ha ha. I'm so thrilled my abdomen is cracking at the seams." -Betsy Hart "I. Am in college. I came to be intellectually stimulated." -Betsy Hart "I am going to impregnate you with knowledge." -Paul G. "Zach, you might want to evade your eyes." -Betsy Hart "Yay for audio loopback!" -Fritz Lehman "Gundy! Come here! We have a private question for you!" -Girl in Central Pub "I'm scared!" -Nate Gundy "Well that's retarded!" -Jack Lyons "Yeah, it kind of is." -Dave "That's theologically freaky!" -Don Nussbaum "Boys, leave Brennan alone!" -Nate Gundy "If you're water and I'm hot chocolate mix..." -Von Schrock "Why am I on a piece of paper?" -Brennan Ujcich (sounding concerned) "He thinks its a fish!" -Nate Gundy "I mean, it's not sexy or anything,but..." -Don Nussbaum (In whiny voice) "My hands are really bugging me!" -Erin Steiner "I'm tired of clothing." -Paul G. "Get on me." -Cody Troyer "Can I go to the bathroom?" -Katrina Schmid "Oh Please! Why don't we ALL just go to the bathroom!?" -Von Schrock "Teakettle!" -Chris Ryan "I have the milking parlor all set up already...it just needs cows." -Dad "This is good fish, but I wouldn't put it down my pants." -Jordan Fritter "What's in stink bombs and why doesn't it kill skunks?" -Emma Hooley "So where can you think of that we use light refraction...bending light?" -Von Schrock [quiet pause] (blurts out) "SHOWER DOORS!!!!!!" -Emily Miller "That reminds me of a lutha that you clean your body with!" -Marissa Dalton "Let's see...(calculations)...that's -450 degrees F." -Von Schrock "Wow that's hot!" -Jack Lyons (class: "No, NEGATIVE Jack!") (Oh! Haha I mean COLD!" -Jack "We're going to take these parents and make them have kids." -Dave Risser "I'm gonna die on a peice of ice." -unknown "Why do you care how you look when you're dead!?" -unknown "Just think! If you get skin cancer from tanning at least when you die you won't be all whitie and pale and stuff!" -unknown "Nate you should put a du rag on!" -unknown "I see a cow with its head tucked up its butt." -Paul G. "This is completely in spanish except for the parts in english." -Paul G. "I can't play guitar in english!" -Paul G. "They look carrotic to me." -Paul G. "She's a bird. A big, big bird!" -Marissa of Devon "Yay! That means I can bring two of my friends!" -Chris Ryan, Fritz Lehman, Special Ed, and others... "Oh THAT button! I found the button! yaaaaay!!" -Chris Ryan "Give me some naughty overheards." -Cody Troyer "You said it was too thick! It just got thicker." -Marissa Dalton "Who lives in TEXAS!?!?" -Jordan King "Armadillos!" -Liz Dutcher "I'm 18 today!" -Devin "Now you can go to jail!" -Emily Miller "I was going to give you a wedgie, but I couldn't find your underwear." -Whitney to Devin "Libby, you're gonna burn your foot!" -Chris Ryan "(name here), I love your guitar playing in church...it's so...[pause, thinking]...ORGASMIC!!!" -Anonymous "OK that took longer than a minute. At least 60 seconds." -Chris Ryan "If you took your socks off you wouldn't be as hot." -Thomas Dunn to Jourdan Woodrich "I can't sleep with anything on." -Thomas Dunn "I don't want to be attracted to your feet." -Thomas Dunn "But I don't SEE the wind!" -Jourdan Woodrich? "Oh CRUD. I think I'm going to die." -Chris Ryan "When you reformat, why don't you back everything up on an mp3 disk?" -Jon Ansel "Why are you breaking up? Are you on a wireless device? Is there a rainstorm coming?" -Jon Ansel (were talking on skype, and i was breaking up. he thought maybe a rainstorm was affecting my internet connection! haha) "I probably shouldn't have eaten that bag of mixed...stuff... -Jon Ansel "You're sitting on my hand!" -Chris Ryan "Why can't you two love each other without being physical?" -Mitch Mann to Mitch Weeman and Bryce Zimmerly "I saw that Jourdan, and I was not impressed! I thought it was pretty funny." -Kara Marang "Is there black people there?" -Sam Kim "I'm glad I'm not a guy." -Chloe "Jesus is hot!" -Dustin Yoder "I gotta make myself a pig." -Von "Stacey still isn't blooming!" -AJ Stutzman "We should all grow mustaches" -Chloe "I knew it! She's pregnant!" Chloe to Liz "Babies are like slugs." -Don Nussbaum "I used to love calves! Wrestle and tackle them, then tickle them till they wet their fur!" -Tim Shue "What's a canal boat?" -Jenna Brubaker "A boat that goes in a canal." -Don Brubaker "Oh darn it! I forgot to put a bandaid on my cut! Now I'm gonna get staff!" -Kara Marang "But if they didn't have apple pies, how could they...make...apples? I mean the other way around..." -Erin Steiner "I put spit on my mouth" -unknown/Jordan King?? "This thing will do 0-60 in like half a second! (talking about his dirt bike)" -Mitch Weeman "Do you think I'm smarter than I already am?" -Jourdan Woodrich "He like has a ton of acreage now." -Chris Ryan "I'm pretty sure my dad is black!" -Sam Kim "You can un-earmuff yourself now." -Kayla Wilson "You know how old people shrink when they get shorter? I mean old..." -Stacey Yovichin "He was almost killed. Fortunatelly he wasn't hurt more seriously" -Don Nussbaum "Can you come at noon today for your private lesson?" -Brennan's private lesson teacher "That's when I usually come" -Brennan "...OK. That would be perfect then!" -Brennan's private lesson teacher (after sneezing) "Ah oww I hit myself!" -Kara Marang "I'm pregnant" -Brennan Ujcich (in "Taming of the Shrew" play in english class) (in Algebra II) "Let's use the shortcut" -Dave Risser "Uhh...first you would..." -Garret Weaver "That's the long way..." -Dave "127 is not the same as 53." -Dave Risser "Even my Grandma doesn't smoke cigarrettes that fast!" -Chase Monroe